Ever since Donald Trump started shaking up the bond, stock, and crypto markets with his tariff policies, we knew it was time to turn that chaos into a badass funk track.
So here it is.
Enjoy the groove.
This one’s for you, Donald.
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Nico Nerd / „Don’t Cry For Me Wall Street Traders – America’s Mine“
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Lyrics (by Nico Nerd, Music by Nico Nerd, Production SiLLC Records, Arrangement by SiLLC, SuNo, Track Image by Nico Nerd, Grok, Dall E)
(Verse 1)
It started out with a simple plan,
I’d make the markets great again,
I built the tariffs, raised the stakes,
Told the Fed they’re making mistakes!
But now the yields are spiking high,
Investors scream, they’re gonna cry—
I’m still the best, don’t you forget,
I’ll fix this mess with no regret!
(Chorus)
Don’t cry for me, Wall Street traders,
The truth is, I never failed you—
I’m still your leader, your golden winner,
Ignore the yields, they’re just a blip, dear!
I made some promises, I might have bent them,
But Powell’s the one who’s causing mayhem!
(Verse 2)
The 10-year’s up, the 30’s worse,
My perfect economy’s in reverse,
They say I’m wrong, they say I’m brash,
But I’ll just blame it on the cash!
The Fed’s asleep, they’re such a bore,
They won’t cut rates, they’re starting a war—
But I’ll come back, you’ll see me shine,
America’s wealth is still all mine!
(Chorus)
Don’t cry for me, Wall Street traders,
The truth is, I never failed you—
I’m still your savior, your deal creator,
These Treasury yields, they’ll soon obey me!
I’ll tweet my fury, I’ll make them listen,
The market’s mine, it’s my own mission!
(Bridge)
And as for Powell, and as for Jay,
They’ll feel my wrath, they’ll rue the day—
I’ll take the Fed, I’ll make it mine,
The greatest leader of all time!
So don’t you worry, don’t you despair,
Trump’s still in charge, I’m everywhere!
(Final Chorus)
Don’t cry for me, Wall Street traders,
The truth is, I’ll always lead you—
Through all the chaos, the market’s madness,
I’ll build my empire, you’ll see my greatness!
I’m Donald Trump, the best, believe me,
America’s mine, you’ll never leave me!